September 2011
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danger; point blank
He walks on the bus with no change for fare after getting off the train and skipping that fare too. He smells like the sewage system and has more than one hole in a faded white tee that’s been stretched to his knees with years of wear. He smooth talks the drive into allowing him on by asking if he remembers him. Naturally the driver knows nothing of the man and is unsure if he has seen him...
August 2011
rawlofogus asked: no offense. rofl :DXD
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Officially moved in on campus
My boyfriend couldn’t have made it anymore harder. >.<
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The awkward moment when this girl you don't like...
my face, innocent as hell, the whole time:
my roommate:
the girl at the door:
my other friend’s look on the situation:
when the girl finds me later:
how buddy-buddy this girl thinks we actually are:
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FYI. Chardonnay takes like shit.
A mix between apple juice and grape juice on top of alcohol. Gag me.
Highly disappointed.
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The awkward moment when your boyfriend decides to...
my face:
my thoughts:
me pretending to enjoy the conversation:
what i wish was the reason for their actions:
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The advisor for this organization I'm in keeps...
I’m so disheartened.
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Semi-addicted to Smirnoff
My boyfriend thinks I’m allergic to alcohol lol
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So I met this guy at the hotel I work at ...
And I thought he was cool people’s so I gave him my number. He’s only going to be here until Friday and he’s from NJ (and I’m in OH), so I thought it would be cool just to chat. We texted for a little bit and he was talking about “keeping what we’re doing a secret” and of course, I thought nothing of it because I had already gone and told him that I was...
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Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's...
Thanks Gaga <3
Reblog If You Say "Fuck" More Than 5 Times a Day
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That awkward moment when you finally get that cute...
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There's an Easy A gif for that.
10knotes:
commitcrimedotcom:
Hungry?
Shower time?
Horny?
Insulted?
Rumors?
British slang…?
Adios.
Hate someone?
Rockin’ out?
Fake?
How you act with your best friend?
Think someone’s hot?
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
absolutely love this
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When I sing...
donthatemecauseyouaintmee:
at home:
when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing:
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The moment you realize that the guy you like is...
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Does anyone notice that in the Orkin Commericals...
Cockroaches have a black Orkin man,
Termites have a white Orkin man, and
Rats have an asian Orkin man?
ORKIN COMMERICALS ARE RACIST!! Lol
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I have a new blog!!
I decided to make a new blog called “Flavors of the Week” simply to highlight one person or concept for a full week, Sunday to Saturday, posting every hour from noon-midnight. Please check it out! The first post is set to queue at noon! :)
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Today I went on a date to Applebee's. The waitress...
She interrupted a “moment” to grab our drinks, so I pulled my hand back, and he was left with a curled up hand and she fist bumps him and leaves, laughing. :D
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forever-a-troll:
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Go to Google Translator, translate “Tumblr” from...
ohhheybeautiful:
wow <3
In giving advice to a good friend about guys, I realized I have let two men slip out of my life; one of which I am still in love with til this day. It’s sad and now I’m depressed, especially being that I’m with a guy who doesn’t know how to get me presents period; birthday, xmas, nada.